Jon, Jon, oh my dear Jon,
It might be romantic, perhaps – you, your aunt and the porn!
Life hasn’t been good to you, you were the bastard son,
It is exactly the same now, just the sword is replaced by the gun.
Cersei gets her brother to fuck, that’s a brilliant screw,
Our brother keeps entering us, have terrorists just like Joffery to prove.
You fought and you died, and boy you made it back.
If only our soldiers had a red-haired whore, it would have been a fabulous hack!
The Seven Kingdoms need The King of the North for peace,
Nostradamus predicted one with the saffron turban, in the presence of which conflicts shall cease.
You loved Ygritte with all your heart and soul,
Afghanistan is a dearie, but stays beyond the wall.
You spoke to the World Bank to aid the Battle,
Heard the biggies fund the ISI – who cares for a few dead cattle.. Speaking about the North, Robb and Sansa looked for power,
BJP, JDA, Congress and others – on top of each other they hover.
The strongest in wisdom and bravery, yet the Starks were considered weak and small,
Did you know that India was ravaged by empires, almost all?
The Great Battle will begin when the Winter comes, you said,
WWIII can begin anytime – First Man and Dictator are at logger Heads.
The ladies in the Seven Kingdoms are fucked, raped, slaughtered and sold,
Is it any different now, the horrendous crimes that been done and told?
When the Just was denied, Daenerys rose and flew on her dragons to conquer what she lost,
Perhaps, it’s time for the masses to teach the Government poverty and what it costs.
The Wights are dead, and they are coming to kill the living,
Ain’t our hearts inanimate? Who are we fooling?
People die on a burning rooftop, on the roads, raped and left to die,
Their videos and pictures are all that we care – they give us an all-time high.
If only they knew Wights have no preferences while killing and unity could save,
Death treats all equal, its life that’s unfair and the options that we crave.
Unite to survive has been your motto, Jon. We all know ..
Alas, about the times then and now, you know nothing, Jon Snow.